The official Instagram account of the golden arches posted some peculiar images featuring the infamous Big Mac, Filet-o Fish, McMuffin, and double cheeseburger, but with a bizarre twist. Mcdonald's is promoting “hacking” of its infamous sandwiches and burgers, by what means you ask? By making horrendous ungodly fast frankenfood amalgamations. 

First, we have the “Land, Air, & Sea.” Coming in at a WHOPPING 1,299 calories. You the customer have the luxury of combining a Big Mac, McChicken, and Filet-O-Fish into one megaburger.  Yumm-o!

Next up we've got a real doozy. The “Surf+Turf”, totaling 816 calories features, a Filet-O-Fish, and a Double Cheeseburger. McDonald claims that the combination in question makes “the perfect meal”, nutritionists be damned.

Breakfast, the most important meal of the day, is not far behind these larger-than-life menu items. Meet the “Hash Brown McMuffin.” A seemingly benign and nearly edible option. 435 calories.

And last but not least the “Crunchy Double.” A double cheeseburger topped with six tendies, for a total of  682 calories. We're not sure exactly who the hell McDonald's thinks is eating these creations, but we bet whoever they are, one day, a lawsuit may be coming back McDonald's way. Proceed at your own risk.